Services from DigiCrime

We are pleased to offer the following services to our customers:

• Satellite and aerial photography and eavesdropping NEW!
• a Home banking service (NOTE: we bear no responsibility for this incident).
• Our IdentiTheft® Identity Theft Service (NOTE: we are not responsible for this incident).
• Electronic money laundering service (NOTE: We have no connection with this site).
• an Airline rerouting service (NOTE: we bear no responsibility for this or this).
• Computer file theft and replacement services (NOTE: we are not responsible for this incident).
• Internet Shoplifting Network
• Our commercial key escrow service (now available for government contracts)
• Internet eavesdropping service (NOTE: We are not responsible for this or this).
• Web site redesign services (NOTE: we are not responsible for this or this or this or this or any of these).
• Stock Price Manipulation Service (NOTE: We are not responsible for this incident).
• Political dirty tricks service
• a phone rerouting service (NOTE: we bear no responsibility for this incident).
• stolen computational services at wholesale prices. SALE!
• our spamming service NEW!
• a telephone wiretap service (NOTE: we bear no responsibility for this incident).
• a cryptographic key search service UPDATED! (NOTE: don't confuse us with the competition).
• Free legal opinions on ITAR.
• a custom pornographic blackmail service (NOTE: we bear no responsibility for this incident).
• a password generation service (NOTE: we do not endorse Bob, but we admire the design).
• our commercial key certification service (NOTE: please don't confuse us with the feds or our competition).
• a computer infection service. (NOTE: we are not responsible for this incident).
• customized electronic warfare services (by special arrangement).
• industrial espionage (by special arrangement). NOTE: we are not responsible for this incident.
• MSIE users can download our ActiveX site certificate. (NOTE: we are not responsible for this or this or this or this).
• Our online game of battleship has been discontinued. (NOTE: we were not responsible for this incident).
• affinity credit card program.

If you have a need for services not listed here, then please contact our Thief Scientist at the address:

DigiCrime is comically hosted at Southwest Cyberport, in Albuquerque, New Mexico.