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Welcome to
The Internet Shoplifting Network

Wish you could afford those Gucci loafers?
Like to shop from the privacy and comfort of your own home?
Tired of paying full price for your Internet purchases?

You should try our Internet Shoplifting Service!

We currently offer this service for the theft of both information services and goods. For information services we simply retrieve the information and pass it on to you. For goods we use someone else's credit card number and drop ship them to an address that you specify.

Our fee is currently being waived during this promotional period. As of the first of the year, we will begin charging a mere 2% of the original cost of the item (shipping is extra on goods). You save 98% on all goods and information services!

NOTE: This service is only available to users of Netscape 2.0 or later. We regret the inconvenience. 

Please select goods or information services:
   Information services   Goods
    NOTE: For goods, a bill for shipping will be sent along with the goods.
    Please enter the address to which goods should be delivered.       
        
        
        
        

Please fill in the URL of where we can steal your merchandise:

Credit for this concept goes to Kristen McCurley

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