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DigiCrime Computational Services via Java

We will soon be offering a computational service to distribute Java applets to all the obliging people in the world that will do your computing for you through their web browser. This may result in lower prices for other services, but that's the crime business...

This is how our service is planned to work:

Stay tuned for further details!

If you like denial of service attacks, you might also try our irritant class.

ps. Can you tell which finger Duke is raising at you in this familiar icon? Duke flipping you off?

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