DigiCrime Computational Services via Java
We will soon be offering a computational service to distribute Java applets to
all the obliging people in the world that will do your computing for you
through their web browser. This may result in lower prices for other
services, but that's the crime business...
This is how our service is planned to work:
Stay tuned for further details!
- You place the code you need to run in source code form for anonymous ftp.
- We bring back your Java applet, and embed it in an attractive web page
of our subsidiary called "DigiPorn".
- We advertise the nifty web page so people will visit it and run your
- We collect your results.
- We return the results to you.
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